NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
@MIDNIGHT’S INTERNETTY INTERNET THINGS (FROM THE INTERNET)!
Here’s some of the great stuff we found on the internet today that didn’t make it onto tonight’s show. Get your click on.
Guy torments his girlfriend with Lord of the Rings quotes. Insert quote that relates to this but that you don’t need to hear again. (via Uproxx)
Lab grown penises will soon be ready for “testing on humans”. You know, because you might not be sure you want a lab-grown penis yet. (via Global News)
Darth Vader is threatening Star Wars leakers. He might not be in the new movie, but his campaign of terror lives on. (via The Verge)
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
THIS MAN IS A GIFT
comedy central is getting better and better at finding people for this kind of stuff
This is on HBO, not Comedy Central.